Humor: BAPTIZING THE DRUNK

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.



The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"



The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."



So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"



The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks the drunk into the water again for a little longer time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"



The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."



Thinking the drunk needs to be sobered up with a little shock, the preacher dunks the drunk in the water again, this time holding him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs the preacher pulls him up.



The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"



The drunk wiped his eyes and caught his breath and said to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"





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You Are Psalms

Ps.55:1--57:11 To the chief Musician on Neginoth, Maschil, [A Psalm] of David.

1. Give ear to my prayer, O God; and hide not thyself from my supplication.
2. Attend unto me, and hear me: I mourn in my complaint, and make a noise;
3. Because of the voice of the enemy, because of the oppression of the wicked: for they cast iniquity upon me, and in wrath they hate me.
4. My heart is sore pained within me: and the terrors of death are fallen upon me.
5. Fearfulness and trembling are come upon me, and horror hath overwhelmed me.
6. And I said, Oh that I had wings like a dove! [for then] would I fly away, and be at rest.
7. Lo, [then] would I wander far off, [and] remain in the wilderness. Selah.
8. I would hasten my escape from the windy storm [and] tempest.
9. Destroy, O Lord, [and] divide their tongues: for I have seen violence and strife in the city.
10. Day and night they go about it upon the walls thereof: mischief also and sorrow [are] in the midst of it.
11. Wickedness [is] in the midst thereof: deceit and guile depart not from her streets.
12. For [it was] not an enemy [that] reproached me; then I could have borne [it]: neither [was it] he that hated me [that] did magnify [himself] against me; then I would have hid myself from him:
13. But [it was] thou, a man mine equal, my guide, and mine acquaintance.
14. We took sweet counsel together, [and] walked unto the house of God in company.
15. Let death seize upon them, [and] let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness [is] in their dwellings, [and] among them.
16. As for me, I will call upon God; and the LORD shall save me.
17. Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice.
18. He hath delivered my soul in peace from the battle [that was] against me: for there were many with me.
19. God shall hear, and afflict them, even he that abideth of old. Selah. Because they have no changes, therefore they fear not God.
20. He hath put forth his hands against such as be at peace with him: he hath broken his covenant.
21. [The words] of his mouth were smoother than butter, but war [was] in his heart: his words were softer than oil, yet [were] they drawn swords.
22. Cast thy burden upon the LORD, and he shall sustain thee: he shall never suffer the righteous to be moved.
23. But thou, O God, shalt bring them down into the pit of destruction: bloody and deceitful men shall not live out half their days; but I will trust in thee.

Psalms 56

To the chief Musician upon Jonathelemrechokim, Michtam of David, when the Philistines took him in Gath.

1. Be merciful unto me, O God: for man would swallow me up; he fighting daily oppresseth me.
2. Mine enemies would daily swallow [me] up: for [they be] many that fight against me, O thou most High.
3. What time I am afraid, I will trust in thee.
4. In God I will praise his word, in God I have put my trust; I will not fear what flesh can do unto me.
5. Every day they wrest my words: all their thoughts [are] against me for evil.
6. They gather themselves together, they hide themselves, they mark my steps, when they wait for my soul.
7. Shall they escape by iniquity? in [thine] anger cast down the people, O God.
8. Thou tellest my wanderings: put thou my tears into thy bottle: [are they] not in thy book?
9. When I cry [unto thee], then shall mine enemies turn back: this I know; for God [is] for me.
10. In God will I praise [his] word: in the LORD will I praise [his] word.
11. In God have I put my trust: I will not be afraid what man can do unto me.
12. Thy vows [are] upon me, O God: I will render praises unto thee.
13. For thou hast delivered my soul from death: [wilt] not [thou deliver] my feet from falling, that I may walk before God in the light of the living?

Psalms 57

To the chief Musician, Altaschith, Michtam of David, when he fled from Saul in the cave.

1. Be merciful unto me, O God, be merciful unto me: for my soul trusteth in thee: yea, in the shadow of thy wings will I make my refuge, until [these] calamities be overpast.
2. I will cry unto God most high; unto God that performeth [all things] for me.
3. He shall send from heaven, and save me [from] the reproach of him that would swallow me up. Selah. God shall send forth his mercy and his truth.
4. My soul [is] among lions: [and] I lie [even among] them that are set on fire, [even] the sons of men, whose teeth [are] spears and arrows, and their tongue a sharp sword.
5. Be thou exalted, O God, above the heavens; [let] thy glory [be] above all the earth.
6. They have prepared a net for my steps; my soul is bowed down: they have digged a pit before me, into the midst whereof they are fallen [themselves]. Selah.
7. My heart is fixed, O God, my heart is fixed: I will sing and give praise.
8. Awake up, my glory; awake, psaltery and harp: I [myself] will awake early.
9. I will praise thee, O Lord, among the people: I will sing unto thee among the nations.
10. For thy mercy [is] great unto the heavens, and thy truth unto the clouds.
11. Be thou exalted, O God, above the heavens: [let] thy glory [be] above all the earth.

The Bottomline:

In these verses we have, 1. David praying. Prayer is a salve for every sore, and a relief to the spirit under every burden. 2. David weeping. Griefs are thus, in some measure, lessened, while those increase that have no vent given them. David in great alarm. We may well suppose him to be so, upon the breaking out of Absalom's conspiracy, and the falling away of the people. Horror overwhelmed him. Probably the remembrance of his sin in the matter of Uriah added much to the terror.

When under a guilty conscience we must mourn in our complaint, and even strong believers have for a time been filled with horror. But none ever was so overwhelmed as the holy Jesus, when it pleased the Lord to put him to grief, and to make his soul an offering for our sins. In his agony he prayed more earnestly, and was heard and delivered; trusting in him, and following him, we shall be supported under, and carried through all trials. See how David was weary of the treachery and ingratitude of

men, and the cares and disappointments of his high station: he longed to hide himself in some desert from the fury and fickleness of his people. He aimed not at victory, but rest; a barren wilderness, so that he might be quiet. The wisest and best of men most earnestly covet peace and quietness, and the more when vexed and wearied with noise and clamour. This makes death desirable to a child of God, that it is a final escape from all the storms and tempests of this world, to perfect and

everlasting rest. (Ps 55:9-15)

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Proverbs Day

Proverbs 18:17-18(KJV): 17 He that is first in his own cause seemeth just; but his neighbour cometh and searcheth him. 18 The lot causeth contentions to cease, and parteth between the mighty. Proverbs 18:17-18(Amp): 17 He who states his case first seems right, until his rival comes and cross-examines him. 18 To cast lots puts an end to disputes, and decides between powerful contenders.

Thoughts for the Day The book of Proverbs deals with many aspects of relationships. These verses talk about contentions and disputes. Verse 17 tells of two neighbors who are rivals over a dispute and the first one comes and presents his case, it seems very convincing until he is cross-examined by the other one. We must always remember when someone is telling their side of a story, that there is always the other side to that same story. Being in the ministry for years, and counseling people for much of that time, my husband and I would listen to married couples who were considering divorcing their mates. We would always insist that that the other mate be brought in so we could hear their side of the story. Most of the time, we were shocked after hearing the other side. They didn't even sound like they could possibly be the one the other described. Each one described an entirely different person than the one sitting in front of us. After listening to both people individually, we proceeded to bring them together to share the Word of God with them and spend the remainder of the time praying with them. We would then have each of them pray for the other asking forgiveness of all wrongs on both sides. From that point on, after we had patiently listened to both sides of their problems, we did not allow any old things to be brought up, as the key to the healing of any relationship is not to dwell on the past, but to go forward in love and forgiveness building up one another in love. (1 Peter 3). Verse 18 states that some problems between contenders who both feel they have not been treated fairly is to cast lots and let that settle the issue. In modern understanding a "lot" was an object used to decide a matter by chance, a number of these being placed in a container. The lots themselves varied in size, shape or color and were drawn or cast out at random to determine the choice in question. In the Bible world of the Old Testament, this method of deciding portentous questions was used widely. Our modern day equivalent would be that of "drawing straws." This is done by taking a number of small straws of different lengths of which are lined up even on the top while the bottom part of the straws are covered from sight usually in someone's hand. There is a straw for each person who will be in the pool for selection. All parties decide before the drawing that the one who gets the shortest or longest straw will be the one chosen for a certain task. After predetermining whether it will be the longest or shortest straw, all then leave the drawing to chance which makes it fair. Those participating cannot complain as this kind of selection was not done by a vote. The same is true with the "lot." Many times, powerful contenders are both appeased when an issue is settled in this manner. We are commanded as God's children to live in harmony with our mates, family and friends. This is only possible as we allow the Holy Spirit to dwell in our hearts. We are to avoid disputes and wrangling and display the love of God in our affairs. Philippians 2:14-15: 14 Do all things without murmurings and disputings: 15 That ye may be blameless and harmless, the sons of God, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom ye shine as lights in the world.

Prayer for the Day Dear Heavenly Father, we do appreciate your patience and love toward us. May we show this same love to those around us; especially to those with whom we might have a disagreement. Lord, grant us grace to be gracious and not get into contention with others. Lord, remove murmuring and disputing form our hearts and let us be joyful and peace makers. Father, guard our tongues that we do not say things that we will later regret. Forgive us when we fail you and give us Your grace to forgive others who have hurt us. We ask this in your son, Jesus' name. Amen.

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Morning & Evening Devotional

Morning Verse

"Thou art weighed in the balances and art found wanting." Daniel 5:27

It is well frequently to weigh ourselves in the scale of God's Word. You will find it a holy exercise to read some psalm of David, and, as you meditate upon each verse, to ask yourself, "Can I say this? Have I felt as David felt? Has my heart ever been broken on account of sin, as his was when he penned his penitential psalms? Has my soul been full of true confidence in the hour of difficulty as his was when he sang of God's mercies in the cave of Adullam, or in the holds of Engedi? Do I take the cup of salvation and call upon the name of the Lord?" Then turn to the life of Christ, and as you read, ask yourselves how far you are conformed to His likeness. Endeavour to discover whether you have the meekness, the humility, the lovely spirit which He constantly inculcated and displayed. Take, then, the epistles, and see whether you can go with the apostle in what he said of his experience. Have you ever cried out as he did--"O wretched man that I am! who shall deliver me from the body of this death"? Have you ever felt his self-abasement? Have you seemed to yourself the chief of sinners, and less than the least of all saints? Have you known anything of his devotion? Could you join with him and say, "For me to live is Christ, and to die is gain"? If we thus read God's Word as a test of our spiritual condition, we shall have good reason to stop many a time and say, "Lord, I feel I have never yet been here, O bring me here! give me true penitence, such as this I read of. Give me real faith; give me warmer zeal; inflame me with more fervent love; grant me the grace of meekness; make me more like Jesus. Let me no longer be 'found wanting,' when weighed in the balances of the sanctuary, lest I be found wanting in the scales of judgment." "Judge yourselves that ye be not judged."

Evening Verse

"Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling." 2Timothy 1:9

The apostle uses the perfect tense and says, "Who hath saved us." Believers in Christ Jesus are saved. They are not looked upon as persons who are in a hopeful state, and may ultimately be saved, but they are already saved. Salvation is not a blessing to be enjoyed upon the dying bed, and to be sung of in a future state above, but a matter to be obtained, received, promised, and enjoyed now. The Christian is perfectly saved in God's purpose; God has ordained him unto salvation, and that purpose is complete. He is saved also as to the price which has been paid for him: "It is finished" was the cry of the Saviour ere He died. The believer is also perfectly saved in His covenant head, for as he fell in Adam, so he lives in Christ. This complete salvation is accompanied by a holy calling. Those whom the Saviour saved upon the cross are in due time effectually called by the power of God the Holy Spirit unto holiness: they leave their sins; they endeavour to be like Christ; they choose holiness, not out of any compulsion, but from the stress of a new nature, which leads them to rejoice in holiness just as naturally as aforetime they delighted in sin. God neither chose them nor called them because they were holy, but He called them that they might be holy, and holiness is the beauty produced by His workmanship in them. The excellencies which we see in a believer are as much the work of God as the atonement itself. Thus is brought out very sweetly the fulness of the grace of God. Salvation must be of grace, because the Lord is the author of it: and what motive but grace could move Him to save the guilty? Salvation must be of grace, because the Lord works in such a manner that our righteousness is for ever excluded. Such is the believer's privilege--a present salvation; such is the evidence that he is called to it--a holy life.

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Predictions Made By Jesus

24:1 And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to him for to shew him the buildings of the temple.


24:2 And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.

24:3 And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?


24:4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. 24:5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. 24:6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. 24:7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. 24:8 All these are the beginning of sorrows. 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name’s sake. 24:10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another. 24:11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many. 24:12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. 24:13 But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. 24:14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come. 24:15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)


24:16 Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains: 24:17 Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house: 24:18 Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes. 24:19 And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days! 24:20 But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day: 24:21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be. 24:22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect’s sake those days shall be shortened. 24:23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not. 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. 24:25 Behold, I have told you before. 24:26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. 24:27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 24:28

For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.

24:29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 24:31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. 24:32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh: 24:33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors. 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. 24:35

Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 24:37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 24:38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 24:39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 24:40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. 24:41

Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

24:42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. 24:43 But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up. 24:44 Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh. 24:45 Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season? 24:46 Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing. 24:47 Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods. 24:48 But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming; 24:49 And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken; 24:50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of, 24:51

And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

======================================================== Jesus Christ fortells those things to come for us to watch & Pray:

Christ foretells the destruction of the temple.

Christ foretells the utter ruin and destruction coming upon the temple. A believing foresight of the defacing of all worldly glory, will help to keep us from admiring it, and overvaluing it. The most beautiful body soon will be food for worms, and the most magnificent building a ruinous heap. See ye not all these things? It will do us good so to see them as to see through them, and see to the end of them. Our Lord having gone with his disciples to the Mount of Olives, he set before

them the order of the times concerning the Jews, till the destruction of Jerusalem; and as to men in general till the end of the world. (Mt 24:4-28)

The troubles before the destruction of Jerusalem.

The disciples had asked concerning the times, When these things should be? Christ gave them no answer to that; but they had also asked, What shall be the sign? This question he answers fully. The prophecy first respects events near at hand, the destruction of Jerusalem, the end of the Jewish church and state, the calling of the Gentiles, and the setting up of Christ's kingdom in the world; but it also looks to the general judgment; and toward the close, points more particularly to

the latter. What Christ here said to his disciples, tended more to promote caution than to satisfy their curiosity; more to prepare them for the events that should happen, than to give a distinct idea of the events. This is that good understanding of the times which all should covet, thence to infer what Israel ought to do. Our Saviour cautions his disciples to stand on their guard against false teachers. And he foretells wars and great commotions among nations. From the time that the Jews

rejected Christ, and he left their house desolate, the sword never departed from them. See what comes of refusing the gospel. Those who will not hear the messengers of peace, shall be made to hear the messengers of war. But where the heart is fixed, trusting in God, it is kept in peace, and is not afraid. It is against the mind of Christ, that his people should have troubled hearts, even in troublous times. When we looked forward to the eternity of misery that is before the obstinate refusers

of Christ and his gospel, we may truly say, The greatest earthly judgments are but the beginning of sorrows. It is comforting that some shall endure even to the end. Our Lord foretells the preaching of the gospel in all the world. The end of the world shall not be till the gospel has done its work. Christ foretells the ruin coming upon the people of the Jews; and what he said here, would be of use to his disciples, for their conduct and for their comfort. If God opens a door of escape, we ought

to make our escape, otherwise we do not trust God, but tempt him. It becomes Christ's disciples, in times of public trouble, to be much in prayer: that is never out of season, but in a special manner seasonable when we are distressed on every side. Though we must take what God sends, yet we may pray against sufferings; and it is very trying to a good man, to be taken by any work of necessity from the solemn service and worship of God on the sabbath day. But here is one word of comfort, that for

the elect's sake these days shall be made shorter than their enemies designed, who would have cut all off, if God, who used these foes to serve his own purpose, had not set bounds to their wrath. Christ foretells the rapid spreading of the gospel in the world. It is plainly seen as the lightning. Christ preached his gospel openly. The Romans were like an eagle, and the ensign of their armies was an eagle. When a people, by their sin, make themselves as loathsome carcasses, nothing can be

expected but that God should send enemies to destroy them. It is very applicable to the day of judgment, the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ in that day, 2Th 2:1. Let us give diligence to make our calling and election sure; then may we know that no enemy or deceiver shall ever prevail against us. (Mt 24:29-41)

Prayer: Dear Precious Heavenly Father; As I come unto You this night as I've prayed and this city of which You know we live in as the night draws to it's close just waiting for that early morning rise to come unto You as I approch the new day as one can behold with each tender moments and not to let it passby us as the each encounter belong to which You have set before us in our life. Father as I already know at this late evening has drawn it's curtians for our spirits to be intertwined with yours, Lord Jesus, let us have thy favor and let us know that we have it, we desire No more; let us be so very satisfied of thy loving kindness, and we'll be very satisfied with it. For our hearts are so contented and comforted in you in knowing all of our affairs that come this way for we are prepard in welcoming those as the light of your will comes forth in us for you hath given unto us alone as individuals whom desires more of you in us and not of this world affairs and all it has to offer. For your always the remedy for every single thing in our hearts and minds even as we get through moments as being unsure of things. We really do know whom satisfy our souls that's in thy sword that helps us in the battles that's ever-so present as we live each passing day. We are watching and praying for all things that's ever-so present in this world as it's drawing to it's close in having repentence of all that comes up in our daily lives as human being we lose it at times and we didn't mean for things happening in countless of lives as we move on and seeing which You bring about for us to see and know without any hesitation of what we are to do before you lord Jesus as we turn all of the affairs in life around unto You. Thank You for bringing our loved ones unto salvation and having the promise of your kingdom. "Father, in the name of Jesus, we bring our adult children before the Throne of Grace. First of all, we ask you to forgive us for the times we have prayed for them with selfish motives, and hindered your answers to prayer. Forgive us for our self-righteous attitude. It wasn’t too long ago that we were mired in that old stagnant life of sin...but you embraced us with immense mercy and with your incredible love. O, LORD, remember Your covenant with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. According to Your covenant Your Spirit is upon us, and Your words, which You have put in our mouth, shall not depart from our mouth, or the mouth of our descendants nor from the mouth of our descendants’ descendants from this time forth and forevermore. We put on Your full armor and having done all to stand, we stand on behalf of our families. Fearlessly we enforce the triumphant victory of our Lord Jesus Christ against Satan and his destructive strategies. We are here to build up the wall and stand in the gap before You, Father, asking for Your mercy to triumph over judgment. Lord you are great and awesome, and we fight for our sons, our daughters, our spouses and our houses. On the authority of Your promise we declare that You will contend with him who contends with us, and You will give safety to our children, save them and ease them day by day…. You are our LORD, our Savior, our Redeemer, and the Mighty One of Jacob. We proclaim our children as a heritage and a reward from You. We ask You, Father, draw them to repentance with Your goodness, and give them as an inheritance in the Lord Jesus Christ. He shed his blood for them that they might be saved, and Your arm is not shortened that You cannot save. Holy Spirit, we ask You to convince and convict them of sin, righteousness and judgment. May our sons and daughters repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins; and they will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. According to Your promise we are asking You to pour Your Spirit and Your blessings on our children. Our sons and daughters shall prophesy; our young men shall see visions. Create in them a love for Your Word. Lord, thank you for choosing our children before the foundation of the world and calling them in their youth. Our children are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, and a holy nation. They are Your own special people. Father, confirm Your word and hallow Your name in the lives of our children for Your glory and honor. In Jesus Name, We thank You Father and praise Your name of Jesus the Son of the living God whom rules everything in the earth and whose father has made this whole universe and us whom live on this earth. As this night draws to a close as we know that You keep us in safety as we sleep this very night. Thank You for our peace as we lay down to rest and may our minds be protected in the conscious and sub conscious mind as we wait for your awakening to have a fresh brand new day in You. In Jesus 'name I pray. 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Psalm 23... Ozzie bikers version

Psalm 23... Ozzie bikers version.....

LORD, you led the way! I didn’t need to know the route.
You chose the campsite, it was in the best paddock,
you found a billabong that I could get my water from.
True to your word,
you let me have a rest
and then you sent me off in the right direction.

Even when the ride went through
"death’s valley",
I wasn’t afraid
because you rode with me.
Your trusty mud map
let me know that I was on the right road.

You served me a pub dinner
right in front of my enemies.
You revived my droopy head;
my beer mug spills over with your blessings.

Your beauty and love ride with me
every day of my life.
I ride back to The Lord’s garage
And that will be my base, for all of my life.

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Two Words from the Lord

The Word of the Lord given through His servant
Scott Hofstee
June 2, 2007/Sivan 16, 5767

The Lord of the Earth says this day, the earth moans under the great
strain of My glory that has begun to descend upon the earth.

Unbeknownst to most, My presence has begun to descend upon a people so
wrapped up in the wanton pursuit of their own vanity that they cannot
perceive it. My glory accentuates the darkness and the light that
resides in people. At this time the darkness is far more prevalent in most.

The greed and lust that has been just below the surface is now boiling
over. The murder and destruction has spilled over the dam. The
restrainer has ceased to restrain and now lawless mankind shall have his way.
He shall be given what has wanted for so long. He shall be given over to
his darkest desires in all their fullness.

It has been building like a great storm for many years. The clouds have
been gathering with great darkness in them. Yet few have noticed. The
self-appointed leaders of men have not noticed because they have not
sought to watch over those given to them. They have sought their own place
and power.

It is I the Lord, who has caused this to happen. It is I who has caused
this great blindness to overcome them and cause them to be completely
unaware of what has positioned itself in their very midst.

Mankind, in search for great evil, has walked right by all the little
tares that have accumulated into a great evil that will deal the death
blow to civilization as you know it.

Lawlessness is coming to the great nation called America. Lawless
nations are coming with destruction and in their wake shall come lawlessness
of new kind. People who seemed decent and orderly shall be seen as the
lawless ones they were all along. I shall merely provide the unfettered
opportunity for what has been in them all along. I shall draw out, into
the light, the darkness that has resided in the shadows of their souls.

Who will stand in the day and hours to come? Will anyone be able to
stand in the face of so great a flood of evil? Shall darkness overcome
light?

Only those who have placed their lives in My hands shall pass through
the great flood. Few have sought this path. Many have mouthed their
commitment to Me but few have determined in their hearts to do what I have
required. I have required abandonment of all self-government, of all
vain ideas of earthly gain and glory.

Now a great and ancient dragon has poised himself to begin a last great
campaign for complete rulership of the whole earth.

I, the Lord of Glory have a great surprise hidden in lowly earthen
vessels. The clay has hidden the great light contained in them. These are
those with Me before time began. The ones whom I have foreknown and
predestined to be the sons of God.

Their great designation has long been foretold but little understood.
Long anticipated by those with eyes to see and ears to hear but little
expected by those who are supposed to be My people. A great lightning
strike is coming and a great thunderclap shall follow. I have kept unto
Myself seven thousand who have not bowed their hearts and minds to the
gods of the world. They have refused to indulge their hearts in the
pleasures of sin for a season. Instead they have remained ever searching
for the manna and raven’s meat in the great wilderness I have placed
them in. They have learned to be content even in great lack while the
world has dined in great abundance. These are the sons of My will, sent to
execute My vengeance on the wicked and My reward to the just. They
shall wield a rod of iron sent to break apart the false thresholds of men.
And break apart they will.

Denominations are about to breathe their last breath as the ax is about
to fall against the roots of these non bearing trees.

Seven thousand sons who shall prepare the way for the fullness of My
perfect just government. My government has been placed in one hundred and
forty-four thousand sons of righteousness, whose eyes have been trained
to see right in the midst of chaos. Whose gaze will penetrate the
exterior trappings that the world and the religious use constantly to weigh
and measure people. The eyes I have given these sons shall divide flesh
and bone, soul and spirit. Justice is in these sons. Which means
darkness shall be scattered and light shall rule the day.

Behold this day the coming of the sons of thunder.

Prepare for the falling of darkness.

Prepare for the coming of seven thousand prophets of fire.

Prepare for one hundred and forty-four thousand governors of justice.

Prepare for the great shaking of this earth. For I shall once again
cause this earth to stagger off its moorings. I shall shake this earth
until east becomes west and west becomes east. Not one person shall escape
this last shaking but a few shall stand in the midst of it and dispense
healing to the shattered and broken.

America prepare now, for tomorrow is not promised you. You have been
given years of warning, you have but days and hours before you see the
horrors I have foretold the prophets of old. They have already begun in
subtlety, they shall finish in the sight of all to see.

Many shall faint, many more shall arise. The darkness shall scatter in
the presence of My light. For all darkness is is the absence of My
light.

Light is coming, allow Me to prepare you to stand in it and not be
consumed by it.

So says Immanuel, the Lord of Glory. The beginning of all creation. The
complete expression of the Father’s light. The rightful ruler of the
earth. Amen and amen.

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The Word of the Lord to the Thrones of Men

So says the genuine ruler of the earth, the Lord Immanuel, righteous
ruler of Heaven and Earth to the thrones of men this day.

To the thrones of Washington D.C.

You high and lofty fools who sit in the seat of power and might and
dispense your rulings and laws as though I had set you to speak. Your day
is over. You have held captive My people with law upon law rooted in
your suffocating desire to control people, not help them and now I AM
going to strangle you with the very laws you created. As you choke on the
vomit you call “law” the sons of perdition shall preside over your
destruction with swiftness and precision. In a day I shall turn out the
lights of your city, never more to be seen again. Your city has hosted
the greatest government of men the earth has ever seen and it has
hosted the most evil government the world has known. The government of your
city has drank itself drunk with power on the backs of the poor and
weak and all the while claiming to be their advocate. You liars and devils
are now slated for annihilation at the hands of the sons of your real
father the devil.

You self-important rulers of the “Supreme Court” are destined for
destruction as well. You have fallen in love with ideas and principles
that have long left the wisdom of My Kingdom. In order to dispense
wisdom and true justice a man must know Me. For it is contained only in Me.
My justice is simple and perfect. It is rooted in the law of love. The
principle of preferring your brother and sister over yourself. For in
this principle all wisdom has its origin. But sadly not one of your
order knows Me. Thus the axe is set to the root of your dead tree.

I say to the people of this wicked city, the time has come to flee its
walls and find the cities of refuge I have set for those who love Me.

To the thrones of New York City

The day I have awaited is here. You housed the markets of the great
prince Mammon. He has seated himself in your midst and you have adoringly
paid your homage. Your markets of greed have separated people based on
the amounts of money people have possessed and never once took into
account the content of a man’s heart. You have weighed and measured all
in the light of gold and silver and taken no account of the weak and
poor as they lay at your feet in the streets. You will say, “Look at
our great charitable organizations.” I tell you I have seen your
motives for these supposed great institutions. Your motive has been to
protect your money and create an image of yourself that exists only in your
minds and the corrupted minds of those who adore your ilk. In reality
you have neither the heart to touch the untouchable or the words to heal
them. Your thoughts are constantly toward yourselves and your gold and
silver. Your worldly kingdom.

My kingdom is not built in silver and gold but in the hearts and minds
of those who love mercy and justice. Those who prefer the weak and the
poor. Your city is a city of robbers and thieves and I AM now come to
rob you. You shall in one day fall on your sword, never more to wake.
Your markets are illusions of prosperity rooted in greed and vanity. I AM
coming to pull back the veil of darkness you have built around yourself
and expose the greed of your leaders. The backlash will be horrific.
Men will seek to kill themselves and others when they begin to see the
end. Some will succeed others will not. Many I will let live, so that
they suffer the same fate of those whom they despised every day as they
walked by. Anarchy and chaos is your fate New York. A smoking hulk of
debauchery and greed left to rot in the sight of all men.

I tell you this day people of New York, unless I have sent you to be in
the city, you will suffer the same fate as those who have had the rule
over you. It is no time to wonder about My will in your life, it is
time to know it.

To the thrones of California

So many thrones, so much government, so much power and resources, so
little wisdom. I have given you much California. Great cities, great
natural resources, great beauty and now I give you one last thing…great
destruction. Natural destruction of an unnatural scale. The oceans shall
roar, the earth shall ripple and heave and the mountains shall tremble
at the coming of My Kingdom. I have sent great warnings and messages to
you California but you and your people have ignored them. You were too
busy seeking your own pleasures and gain. You were too busy to see the
sledge hammer of My justice that is headed toward your great towers and
thrones. You will not avoid it, you will not survive it, it will signal
the end what you have known and the beginning of what I AM about to do
to this earth. To the people in this bankrupt throne of men I say,
FLEE! Do not look back.

To the thrones of Nevada

Sin City you are. Sin City you shall be and as with all those who love
sin, there is coming the wages of sin… which are death. Death is
coming to your thrones. Fire is most assuredly coming. Fire unto
destruction not purification. If you live in these places, flee them, for there
is nothing to redeem that has not already been redeemed. The few that I
have there will join Me soon. The remainder shall share the fate of
those who have loved pleasure and debauchery and the pursuit of lust.

To the thrones of Chicago

Long has your corruption gone unchecked. Long has your lust for
violence been unsatiated. No longer shall it be. I will feed your ravenous
appetite for both soon with sights that shall truly cause the world to
wonder. You have longed for what is coming; you did not understand what
you were asking for. Your people will alas see your leaders for what they
are. Despots and beasts. And the people will hold these men accountable
with great fury and swiftness. There is a great rage seething below the
surface of your city and I AM going to unleash it upon the seats of
authority in a day not far away.

These are but a few of the great cities of America that shall feel the
sword of My justice. I have long watched the great greed for power and
control that the leaders of these thrones have used for their own
purposes. Now I AM about to take it away and give it to another but before
that, I shall tear these thrones down.

My thrones shall be established throughout the earth. My twelve thrones
shall be where I bring true government rooted in love and justice to
this world for once and for all.

To the people of the earth I say pay attention to what is about to
happen in the great thrones of America because it is a precursor to what is
going to happen throughout the earth. Watch the swiftness with which I
move. It will trigger events throughout the whole of the earth. For I
AM about to strike a death blow to the great giant called America. But I
AM about to awaken the ancient thrones placed in this country as well.
Thrones placed long ago before men imagined what would become of this
place.

My government is unstoppable, irresistible and a perfect certainty.
Stand in its way and be destroyed. My government begins in the hearts of
My people and soon the whole world will look upon it and wonder from
where it came from. It will seem as though it came from nowhere but be
assured I have been forming it for generations and now it is ready to
appear. The earth will convulse, the heavens will be torn apart and the
glory of the Lord will rule the day. The Lord comes with ten thousands of
His angels to exact vengeance on the wicked and reward the faithful.
Glory to the Lord Immanuel. Bow your hearts before Him and you shall be
given mercy, resist him and suffer the swiftness of His mighty sword.
Amen and amen.

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The 23rd Psalm paraphrased

I am your shepherd. You will never have need of anything that I want for you. If you will trust me, and allow me to be the shepherd of your life, I will give to you such great peace of mind that it will be like lying in the cool green grass of a springtime meadow; And as you learn to deepen your love and trust, a quietness will come over your soul like a serene, calm lake.

It will be a time of great refreshment to your inner man, thus preparing you to do whatever tasks I set before you to do. And do not minimize any task that I give you to do, as it is for my honor and glory, not yours.

There will be times when, because of my great love for you, it will be necessary for me to lead you into great darkness....Darkness that will be so great that you will feel as though you are standing at the very edge of life, with death awaiting you below.

But always remember, I am still your shepherd. In the darkness you may not be able to see me, but you have my eternal promise that I will never leave you or forsake you.

If you will continue to trust me, even after you have been through a time of darkness, I will again flood your heart with such peace that you could even sit down with your enemies.

Your joy will be so great that it will spill over into the lives of others. And as your reward I will give to you all the really important things of life.

When you have completed all that I have planned for you to do on earth. I want you to come and live with me forever and ever and ever.

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MICRSOFT AWARD WINNING NOTIFICSTION!!

From:	" "MICROSOFT PROMOTION NEW EDITION 2007"
Subject:	MICRSOFT AWARD WINNING NOTIFICSTION!!
Date:	Sat, 2 Jun 2007 18:38:44 -0600

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