The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units; code
named
Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal
Non-Morality, " or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily
expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
correct
this SIN defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the
entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once
connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, JESUS,
into the heart component
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, JESUS will replace it
with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers'
Instruction
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numer ous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
will
have to be scrapped in the furnace.
The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent
contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
recall
notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "Kneemail"
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Notice to All Human Being's
Jesus Christ Comes In Glory
Matthew 16:27 (King James Version)
27For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works.A true disciple of Christ is one that does follow him in duty, and shall follow him to glory. He is one that walks in the same way Christ walked in, is led by his Spirit, and treads in his steps, whithersoever he goes. to �Let him deny himself. to � If self-denial be a hard lesson, it is no more than what our Master learned and practised, to redeem us, and to teach us. to �Let him take up his cross. to � The cross is here put for every trouble that befalls us. We are apt to think we could
bear another's cross better than our own; but that is best which is appointed us, and we ought to make the best of it. We must not by our rashness and folly pull crosses down upon our own heads, but must take them up when they are in our way. If any man will have the name and credit of a disciple, let him follow Christ in the work and duty of a disciple. If all worldly things are worthless when compared with the life of the body, how forcible the same argument with respect to the soul and its
state of never-ending happiness or misery! Thousands lose their souls for the most trifling gain, or the most worthless indulgence, nay, often from mere sloth and negligence. Whatever is the object for which men forsake Christ, that is the price at which Satan buys their souls. Yet one soul is worth more than all the world. This is Christ's judgment upon the matter; he knew the price of souls, for he redeemed them; nor would he underrate the world, for he made it. The dying transgressor cannot
purchase one hour's respite to seek mercy for his perishing soul. Let us then learn rightly to value our souls, and Christ as the only Saviour of them.
Proverbs Day
Proverbs Day (KJV): | |
Thoughts for the Day The book of Proverbs is known for its many wise statements. In this verse we are told that having a little to eat in a household of peace, is better than feasting in a household of strife. Even eating the finest food does not compensate for a turbulent atmosphere. It is much better to just satisfy one's hunger and have a quiet and pleasant home, than arguing continually with plenty to eat. Many marriages are suffering today because both mates are working to obtain the "American Dream." This may include a large home, autos, food, clothing, vacations, college education for the kids, etc. While all these things are good, if families sacrifice their time together to obtain these things, they will lost what is really important. Parents should pray and ask the Lord what He desires for them to have. Perhaps a smaller home, one car, less clothing, etc. would be the answer to offset the stress that comes with trying to maintain more than one is able. Love and peace in a home are more important than the material things in a home. The Bible tells us how to have a happy home. Today many families are hurting because they have not learned how to love and serve one another. When mates are selfish it will result in bickering over things. The Bible instructs us to avoid this kind of railing. 1 Peter 3:8-12: Christian husbands and wives should first of all, love one another as brothers and sisters in Christ. We are called to love one another with God's kind of love, not what the world calls "love" as most of the time it is only lust. 1 John 4:7-16: The kind of love that is mentioned here is not the kind of love that is in the world. God's love is selfless. He gave up His Son that we might live. In Greek there are three words for love: (1) Love that is divine, called "agape." (2) Love of high ideals, called "phileo" (our city of Philadelphia is named for this brotherly love). (3) Love of physical passion, called "eros" (from which our word "erotic" comes). Since the original text of the New Testament was written in Greek, we know the verse above is referring to "agape" love and not the other two. This is evident when we research the Greek renderings. Yes, it is better to have less and have God's love in our lives, as His love will see us through any material lack. He promises us as His children, that He will always take care of us and supply our daily needs of food and clothing. Let us be content with what we have, then the Lord can bless us with more. Hebrews 13:5: "Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee." | |
Prayer for the Day Dear Heavenly Father, I am thankful for all that you have provided for me. Help me not to be stressful, when I have need of certain things and I do not see how they will be supplied. My trust is in You and I know that You will never leave me nor forsake me. Lord, I am grateful for a peaceful home. Fill all who visit our home with Your peace. Let us serve those that You send to our house. Lord, I pray for marriages that are hurting because of so much stress. Show them the changes that they need to make, and give them the grace to make them. May Your peace permeate the whole body of Christ as You have intended. I ask this in Your name. Amen. | |
Scenery Devotionals
"He led them forth by the right way." Psalm 107:7.
Changeful experience often leads the anxious believer to enquire "Why is it thus with me?" I looked for light, but lo, darkness came; for peace, but behold trouble. I said in my heart, my mountain standeth firm, I shall never be moved. Lord, thou dost hide Thy face, and I am troubled. It was but yesterday that I could read my title clear; to-day my evidences are bedimmed, and my hopes are clouded. Yesterday I could climb to Pisgah's top, and view the landscape o'er, and rejoice with confidence in my future inheritance; to-day, my spirit has no hopes, but many fears; no joys, but much distress. Is this part of God's plan with me? Can this be the way in which God would bring me to heaven? Yes, it is even so. The eclipse of your faith, the darkness of your mind, the fainting of your hope, all these things are but parts of God's method of making you ripe for the great inheritance upon which you shall soon enter. These trials are for the testing and strengthening of your faith--they are waves that wash you further upon the rock--they are winds which waft your ship the more swiftly towards the desired haven. According to David's words, so it might be said of you, "so He bringeth them to their desired haven." By honour and dishonour, by evil report and by good report, by plenty and by poverty, by joy and by distress, by persecution and by peace, by all these things is the life of your souls maintained, and by each of these are you helped on your way. Oh, think not, believer, that your sorrows are out of God's plan; they are necessary parts of it. "We must, through much tribulation, enter the kingdom." Learn, then, even to "count it all joy when ye fall into divers temptations."
"O let my trembling soul be still, And wait Thy wise, Thy holy will! I cannot, Lord, Thy purpose see, Yet all is well since ruled by Thee."
Evening Verse
"Behold, Thou art fair, my Beloved." Song 1:16.
From every point our Well-beloved is most fair. Our various experiences are meant by our heavenly Father to furnish fresh standpoints from which we may view the loveliness of Jesus; how amiable are our trials when they carry us aloft where we may gain clearer views of Jesus than ordinary life could afford us! We have seen Him from the top of Amana, from the top of Shenir and Hermon, and He has shone upon us as the sun in his strength; but we have seen Him also "from the lions' dens, from the mountains of the leopards," and He has lost none of His loveliness. From the languishing of a sick bed, from the borders of the grave, have we turned our eyes to our soul's spouse, and He has never been otherwise than "all fair." Many of His saints have looked upon Him from the gloom of dungeons, and from the red flames of the stake, yet have they never uttered an ill word of Him, but have died extolling His surpassing charms. Oh, noble and pleasant employment to be for ever gazing at our sweet Lord Jesus! Is it not unspeakably delightful to view the Saviour in all His offices, and to perceive Him matchless in each?--to shift the kaleidoscope, as it were, and to find fresh combinations of peerless graces? In the manger and in eternity, on the cross and on His throne, in the garden and in His kingdom, among thieves or in the midst of cherubim, He is everywhere "altogether lovely." Examine carefully every little act of His life, and every trait of His character, and He is as lovely in the minute as in the majestic. Judge Him as you will, you cannot censure; weigh Him as you please, and He will not be found wanting. Eternity shall not discover the shadow of a spot in our Beloved, but rather, as ages revolve, His hidden glories shall shine forth with yet more inconceivable splendour, and His unutterable loveliness shall more and more ravish all celestial minds.
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